'Tis
the season for breakups, apparently.
And when we listened off
five tell-tale signs of trouble in other celeb couples (à la
Heidi Klum and
Seal or
Jennifer Lopez and
Marc Anthony), a few of you
very persistent commenters saw the opportunity to weigh in on everyone's fave twosome:
Robert Pattinson and
Kristen Stewart!
So guess what: We did the heavy lifting for you and rounded up the
five most popular reasons you say Robsten's split…and our rebuttals:
READ: Top Five Tell-Tale Signs of Big Hollywood Breakups!
1. PDA? More Like No-DA!
You Say: We haven't spied
Robsten out and about on the town, sneaking in some hand-holding or secret smooches, in…like
forever. And we've barely heard a peep about any Hollywood date nights going down. So since we can't see it, it doesn't exist anymore!
We Say: R.Pattz and K.Stew have always been extra-private people,
especially
when it comes to dating biz. And while they pick and choose when they
want to get playful with the paps, both are very focused on their
careers lately, which sadly (for us) means less public lovin'.
2. R.Pattz's Lady Pals & K.Stew's Group of Guys!
You Say: There have been
crazy rumors of
Rob hanging out with other chickies on the sets of his movies (
Cosmopolis, anyone?!) and of late night hang outs with
Sarah Roemer. Meanwhile
K.Stew spends her evenings catching up with
Tom Sturridge and
Garrett Hedlund. Something stinks!
We Say: What we've said before, but we're
happy
to say it again: BFs and GFs are allowed (and encouraged) to have
friends of the opposite sex. And since Rob and Kristen totally trust
each other, they've got no problem with their significant others hitting
the town in their absence.
WATCH: Robsten Rings in the New Year Without a Bang
3. The Sad Tale of the Loveless Love Nest!
You Say: They
sold off the love nest they used to share together
and didn't buy another place to shack up together. Seeing as how long
they've been together (and how often they jet-set), it would only make
sense that they would want a home base…
together.
We Say: Home is where the heart is, no? So it
doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen have four walls and a ceiling, each
has no problem hopping on a plane to visit the other, no matter where in
the world they may be. Plus, they're just not permanent nesters right
now (hello, that's what renting is for), even though they do have that
cutie pooch
Bear they like to take joint care of. So maybe they
do nest more than we think.
4. That's a Wrap! Twilight Finishes Filming
You Say: It was all for PR! And even if it wasn't, now that they're
done filming Twilight,
the two stars won't see each other anymore and are destined to find
other, hotter costars to date. Bella and Edward are officially over.
We Say: You
really think
Twilight is dunzo?! Trust, we suspect that Summit isn't going to let that cash cow go without a fight. Plus, there's still promo for
Breaking Dawn:
Part 2, as well as all the excitement of whether
they'll do awards shows like the Oscars together (though we suspect no).
READ: Robert Pattinson Spills on Making Music, Traveling to London and the End of Twilight
5. Duh, They're Young!
You Say: Rob is 25. Kristen is
21. They're way too young to make it last. So it's only a matter of time before they split…if they haven't already.
We Say: That could be a good argument…for any other
young couple, maybe. But Robert's folks apparently got hitched very
young and are still together today. As are K.Stew's long-married
parentals. Hello? Perhaps they've just got the right set of family
values instilled in their DNA to make it work. Or is that just too much
of a happy ending to please all you malcontents?
Regardless, just chillax for a bit, eh?! ‘Cause even if they
do eventually split, we know we've at least got until Nov. 16 to revel in our Robsten lovin'.
Just sayin'!